X2: X-Men United - Nightcrawler

(Source: avennger)

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captainziggy:

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the ultimate in Viking problem solvers

I don’t totally  agree with ‘Loki made them do it’,they’re not entirely stupid after all, but that is the entire plot of the norse.

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Because everyone needs to know I like these two and most likely ship them.

Yes, I am aware of the multiple barriers between any relationship for them, grumpy bum vs ‘cheerful’, unsent vs still living, etc. But I ship them so shut up.

  • 2 days ago
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doctorblueberry:

If you remember where that transformation comes from, you’re awesome.

I need a twitchy gif, because I remember very well where that transformation came from.

  • 2 days ago
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equalistsfuckshitup:

so i dont know much about anything but

i keep seeing these weird loki fucking a horse references and im curious

im guessing something weird happened in the comics or did something go completly over my head in the movie? 

 

It’s from the Norse mythology.

Asgard makes a bet with a giant to build the walls of Asgard. Only the giant’s winning that bet by using his ‘strong’ stallion, Svadilfare, to work aswell, so basically they sic Loki on making sure the giant loses the bet.

And well, the solution ends up being Loki turning into a mare and getting screwed by Svadilfare, and impregnated with Slenipir, 8-legged steed of Odin.

(I’ve read at least four different versions, most of which say Loki was the mare, and was basically raped.)

  • 2 days ago
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(Source: doktor-gonzo)

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atypicalcupcake:

CLEARLY  I’m on Avengers kick right now haha

Technically, this could be saying Loki’s own mind is even against him.

atypicalcupcake:

CLEARLY  I’m on Avengers kick right now haha

Technically, this could be saying Loki’s own mind is even against him.

  • 3 days ago
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allysonbharris:

He has to know he’s ruining womens lives across the world.

  • 3 days ago
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AUDIOFIC: The Loki Problem [Part 1]

huntsmonsters:

OH LOOK WHAT IT IS. IT’S A ROGUE PODFIC, COMING YOUR WAY.

I promised Avengers podfic, and I aim to deliver. This is one of my new favorite fics in the fandom, super adorable, really fun, and great character writing. This is an 8 chapter fic, so I’ll be doing it in 4 parts, two chapters each. Check it!

Title: The Loki Problem [Part 1]

Author’s Summary: “Loki catches a cold and his magic goes crazy. The Avengers are being taken out one by one.”

Author: Elizamechanicka

Reader: Huntsmonsters

Time: 38:57

Rating: Gen

DOWNLOAD HERE

If you like, please reblog to signal boost or like this post! It makes me smile to know people are listening.

signal boost. and download.

  • 3 days ago
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feriowind:

Thought up this crossover while at Fanime. NOW TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY GETS IT!!!

ASDFGHJKL:”

Noise made was not human, and very loud. Might have woken the dog. I love your art.

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